1. “The Death of Quiet”
Everyone’s loud. Everyone’s branding themselves.
Nobody just exists anymore.
We used to sit. Sip. Think.
Now we scroll. React. Pretend.
What happened to being still without needing to document it?
“I once sat on my balcony with bourbon and Moses. That was it. Nothing happened. And it was f*ing beautiful.”
2. “Influencer Apocalypse: Everyone’s Selling Nothing”
You log in, and everyone’s pushing toothpaste, trauma, or their new ‘mindful brand.’
Bro, just exist.
Why does everyone think their anxiety needs a logo?
“I saw a girl brand her heartbreak into a podcast. I felt something. Then I drank until I didn’t.”
3. “Mid People, Mid Lives, Mid Everything”
Mediocrity is now considered an aesthetic.
People aspire to be slightly above average and call it “soft life.”
What happened to taste? Standards? Style? Rage?
“I met a guy who said he was a ‘vibe curator.’ I left my own body out of embarrassment.”
4. “Silicon Spirituality”
Everyone’s enlightened now.
They meditate, journal, cold plunge, say “I release what no longer serves me” while gatekeeping sage smoke.
And yet they still panic if their Reel doesn’t hit 10k.
“If your inner peace needs WiFi, you don’t have inner peace.”
5. “The Soft Boy Renaissance: The Death of Men Who Built”
We replaced builders with boys who cry for engagement and quote Rumi wrong.
Where did the men go who didn’t seek approval before saying something true?
“Everyone wants to be vulnerable. Nobody wants to be useful.”
~ The Midnight Rant
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